I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.