When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?