There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
Can I press one for English?