Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!

As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.