Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.