J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.