As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.