I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.