Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.