There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.