The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.