Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.