Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.

When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to

Foley looks like an un-made bed.

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.