I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
Can I press one for English?
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.