Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.