Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

Foley looks like an un-made bed.

This man can make a horror movie without makeup.