It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.