Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!