Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.