Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!

Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!