Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
Are you ready for some puppies?!
If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.