Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!