Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!

If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.