Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.

OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.