I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.