Are you ready for some puppies?!
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.