I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

Is he dancing or having a seizure?

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.