You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.

Can I press one for English?

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.

How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!