What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.

When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.

In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.

When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.