Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.