Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock