Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!