In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.