This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.