One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
The fats dented the flats.