When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.