I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.