You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels