I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!

You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.