Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.