Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.