Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?