Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.