Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.

This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

Are you ready for some puppies?!

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.

In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.

Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.