Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.

Go back to your bingo hall.