Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.