It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Go back to your bingo hall.
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Are you ready for some puppies?!