Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.