Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I've been winning fortunes, and I've been losing them.
Jerry LewisIf you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.
Jerry LewisI have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put my finger on it.
Jerry LewisIf you think childlike, you'll stay young. If you keep your energy going, and do everything with a little flair, you're gunna stay young. But most people do things without energy, and they atrophy their mind as well as their body. You have to think young, you have to laugh a lot, and you have to have good feelings for everyone in the world, because if you don't, it's going to come inside, your own poison, and it's over.
Jerry Lewis