I really am opinionated, but not for long. I have found myself coming off of what I think of something because the guy I'm talking to makes better sense than I am. I have so many points of view, I can't keep track of 'em, because I talk to too many people... I'm not so opinionated that I won't budge.

It'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the world, the public.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.

You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.

When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just having not to be a monkey for a few hours a day. And fulfilling the need to be a man.

I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put my finger on it.