I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!

I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.