I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.