With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!
I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.
When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.
Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.
I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.
Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.