Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!