I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like a revelation to me. I realized these guys don’t want to go back to work after lunch. But they’re going. That’s their job. If they can exhibit that level of dedication for that job I should be able to do the same. Trudge your ass in.

I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

It's like having... you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That's what Transcendental Meditation is!

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.