Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention span is, I think, a misnomer. People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is.