Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

I am speechless: I have no speech

Men, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group working anywhere in the world. Wherever women are, we have men looking into it.

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.