Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

That's why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it.... I think that the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up.

After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.

Cremation has become the most popular form of burial in the United States... People used to want a big, thick granite stone, their names carved into with a chisel. I was here dammit! Cremation is like you're trying to cover up a crime. Burn the body. Scatter the ashes around. As far as anyone's concerned this whole thing never happened.

And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.