And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"

There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention span is, I think, a misnomer. People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home.