I love the day date. No wine, no shower.

No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public.

Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"

When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.

We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.