Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is.

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.