Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Success is the enemy of comedy.
There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself.
I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.