I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.
In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.