I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.