The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.
Jerry SeinfeldThe padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.
Jerry SeinfeldIt's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry SeinfeldThey seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in on all sides, it's like some kind of Houdini torture tank of doom. How do you breathe in there? It looks like if you put your hand over the change slot, you could suffocate him in thirty seconds.
Jerry Seinfeld