Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Pay attention; don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public.

People should get married because they have finally seen the folly of being single: "Oh, this is all just kind of a bad magic trick. I just keep bending over to reach for this wallet on a string. How much longer am I gonna do that?"

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.