Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.

The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on TV just sliding off the front of the sofa, with potato chip crumbs all over their shirt.

I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like, 'Congratulation s, you almost won. Of all the losers, you're the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you.'