Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff."

When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.

We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.

Men want to make women happy.

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.