I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"

You can be passionate about anything.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don't have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.

Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.

I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!

See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.