The best revenge is living well.

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.

There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.