What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
Jerry SeinfeldAll magic is 'Hereโs a quarter, now itโs gone. Youโre a jerk. Now itโs back. Youโre an idiot. Showโs over.'
Jerry SeinfeldWhy do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyโre killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, letโs make up. Have this deceased squirrel.
Jerry Seinfeld