Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the city.
Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic.