Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don't have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?