What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention span is, I think, a misnomer. People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with.

That's why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.

Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.