If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight?

Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.

I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know we don't want to read? That's why we're watching TV.

I love being a dad. I just love it.

And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.

I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.