If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight?

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

Sometimes you can do certain things on stage, or even in a TV series, and people see the look on your face and they know what you mean, so you can get away with certain things. But if you can't create that look on an animated character, which is essentially a puppet, the line will hit the audience in a very bad way.

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'