You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. How discreet. Nobody cares who's in the limo. You see a limo go by, you know it's either some rich jerk or fifty prom kids with $1.75 each.

Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic.

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.

Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.

We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We all believe, Hey, maybe this one wont stink. We are a hopeful species. Stupid but hopeful. But were happy in that moment between the commercial and the purchase. And I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy.