When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.
When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.
Can't you at least die with a little dignity?
Folks who go through the tabloids ought to have to be lied to.
Fatherhood makes you cute. Women find bumbling fathers cute and attractive.
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day