I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.
It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.