Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

I love being a dad. I just love it.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.

Every day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had missed lunch but that is how I survived the 9 years [of Seinfeld], it was that 20 minutes in the middle of the day would save me.

The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on TV just sliding off the front of the sofa, with potato chip crumbs all over their shirt.

I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.