Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'
I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?