The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, 'Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.'

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.