Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.

If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.

You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you get off work?' 'Around 3 miles.'

I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need. You stand there going,"Well, this one is quick acting but this is long lasting...Which is more important, the present or the future?"