There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.
Jerry SeinfeldI think vacations are mostly completely stupid. Going to have coffee with a friend, you're probably going to have more fun than if you go to Aruba.
Jerry SeinfeldI mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.
Jerry SeinfeldYou have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
Jerry SeinfeldI am a very organized person. I get up at 6:15 a.m., the kids get up at 6:45 a.m., and so I get up and get it in. Iโm addicted to the high function. To me itโs a work thing - if you meditate, you can get so much work done. I always say to people you know how about three nights a year you get a good night sleep? You can have it every day with meditation.
Jerry Seinfeld