Pay attention; don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.

Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way, Enterplaining.

I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.

Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.

Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily?