Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic.
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.
Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.
The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones to them. "This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where's the wife jokes, where's the fat jokes?"