Pay attention; don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

Fear of success is one of the new fears I've heard about lately. And I think its definitely a sign that we're running out of fears. A person suffering from fear of success is scraping the bottom of the fear barrel.

I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.