Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

That's why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

There are many things you can point to as proof that the human is not smart. But my personal favorite would have to be that we needed to invent the helmet. What was happening, apparently, was that we were involved in a lot of activities that were cracking our heads. We chose not to avoid doing those activities but, instead, to come up with some sort of device to help us enjoy our head-cracking lifestyles.

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?