Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be, and more!

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly your in Lord of the Flies for 40 minutes. Your hanging from a rope, you have hardly any clothes on, teachers are yelling at you, kids are throwing dodge balls at you and snapping towels - you're trying to survive. And then it's Science,Language, and History. Now that is a weird day.

Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world... 1400 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, the man has let himself go.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.