Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.

The luge is the only Olympic event where you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would look exactly the same. Take people off the street, 'Hey, hey, hey, what is this?! I don't wanna be in the luge!' Once you put that helmet on them, 'You're in the luge, buddy!' 'aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA... aaaAAAAA...' World record. Didn't even wanna do it. I'd like to see that next Olympics, the Involuntary Luge.

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight?

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.