I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
I like definitive things.
I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.
People should get married because they have finally seen the folly of being single: "Oh, this is all just kind of a bad magic trick. I just keep bending over to reach for this wallet on a string. How much longer am I gonna do that?"
The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.