A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.