What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?
Jerry SeinfeldI can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
Jerry SeinfeldI'll tell you one of the great activities is skateboarding. To learn to do a skateboard trick, how many times do you gotta get something wrong til you get it right? ...And you hurt yourself, and you learn to do that trick, now you got a life lesson. Every time I see those skateboard kids, I think 'those kids'll be alright.'
Jerry Seinfeld