A chef who doesn't wash his hands is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help.
Men want to make women happy.
Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.
People should get married because they have finally seen the folly of being single: "Oh, this is all just kind of a bad magic trick. I just keep bending over to reach for this wallet on a string. How much longer am I gonna do that?"