So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic.

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.